HALLO-WEEK EIGHT COWER RANKINGS SPONSORED BY HI-C ECTO COOLER

 That's right fantasy footballers, the Cower Rankings sponsored by Hi-C Ecto Cooler have returned. You're probably wondering where we were the past two weeks and you will continue to wonder. On with the show! 

Halloween is around the corner, so get set for a spooky edition of the Cower Rankings Sponsored by Hi-C Ecto Cooler!

So, let's dig in and see what teams could be in grave danger as we head into the second half of the fantasy regular season. 

14) Dark Mondays (0-7, PR:14)- It's the Great Pumpkin...In the Win Column, David Abolafia. Yeah, still a zero in the win column, but things are looking up. Tua is coming back, Drake-ula Maye looks viable for fantasy, Jaylen Waddle and Amari C-ooooo-per just got QB upgrades! This squad could be scaring up it's first win any week now!

13) Sam and the Mitchells (2-5, PR: 13)- Not sure if Sam has his Halloween 'stume yet, but it's boo-tiful to see his Gangsta Rap Jug Cover Band, Jug Life, is taking off across the pond as well.

12) GTFeens (2-5, PR: 11)- Things were turning in the right direction, but two straight scar-ing losses have this team needing a monster-ous second half if they want a shot at the title.

11) Hurts Carr Rental (3-4, PR: 10)- Bottom three in scoring in three of the last four weeks...it's been a real horror show for this team. 

Hopefully her team will have a shining performance this week.

10) Team Johnson (3-4, PR: 9)- Been kind of up and down week to week, but generally sitting in the middle of the pack in scoring. If Trey McBride of Frankenstein can start to get hot and Dak Prescott and the Cowboys offense become less zombie-like, they could make a run for sure! 

9) I spent money on this? (4-3, PR:12)- Well, Rashid Sha-heed Warning is out, but DeAndre Chop-kins is moving into a better quarterback situation. It's a real rollercoaster of emotions for Mr. Skinner right now.

8) Inglorious Staffords (3-4, PR: 7)- Now, the horror of a three-game losing streak can drive one batty, but what if I told you they are actually fourth in the league in points over those three weeks? Well, that would probably drive them...more batty. In any event, this team should keep their head high and they'll be wolfin' up wins again in no time.

7) No Respect (4-3, PR: 4)- Well, changing the team name to No Respect and then almost instantaneously putting up the lowest score of the week could have the Cower Rankings as Brought to you by Hi-C Ecto Cooler punishing this squad even more out of spite, but Don of the Dead has earned better.

6) Cobra Kyler (4-3, PR: 5)- Well, they ghosted pretty quickly from the top of the rankings and are just hoping they can stop coffin up losses. 

5) Weakened Warriors (4-3, PR: 6)- This team has had a real Jekyll and Carlos Hyde type season. They won their first two, lost three in a row and now have won two in a row. We'll see witch team shows up this week.

4) Beats by Rhamodre (5-2, PR: 8)- Although they keep winning, they've only once played a team that scared up more than 118.5 points. But hey, the ghoul is to beat who you are playing week by weak and let's not completely call it all luck as they are 6th in the league in points. 

3) Team CoachB5353 (6-1, PR: 2)- Eerily similar to Beats above, this team hasn't been tested much, with four of their wins coming against a team that was bottom four in scoring for the week. That being said, owl say they were putting up decent points over the first five weeks but have been sixth in scoring over the past two weeks, which is why they only creep into the three spot.

2) Unnecessary Ruffians (4-3, PR: 3)- Second in the league in scoring, but they have had the most points scored agsinst them. Sometimes, that's just how things ghost, but the point is they are better than the record indicates.

1) Team jeleefish (5-2, PR: 1)- Three straight wins and over the past four weeks they are tops in scoring, averaging ten more points per game than the next highest scoring team in that time.   

Happy Halloween, all!