TWA PANCAKE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS SPONSORED BY TAB

Greetings ladies and germs! We have made it to the opening of the 2025 NFL Season!

That of course means the fantasy season will also be off and running and we can put all the off-season research and preparation to the test! The teams are drafted, so let's crack open some Tab and fire up the ol' computer to run the Power Ranker 1200!

And awaaayyyy we go with the TWA Pancake Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings brought to you by Tab.

Tier 4: I'm Paying Money for This?

14) Fantasy Insanity- Many times autodraft works out okay for the user, but this time around?

Tier 3: You Know Where You Can Stick Your Projections!

13) Rene Magritty- Apparently the PRs are not so welcoming to newcomers? It happens. Maybe a concern is some of the not so newcomers on the team? Evans and Conner have been great but is this the season where they show their age? Well Matthew Stafford says he's ready if Caleb Williams can't fill that QB2 role.

So that's neat!

12) GT Feens- This bench is a bit wobbly and needs some foundation, if this team expects to compete through bye weeks or navigate injuries. They get Jordan Addison back after week three, which is nice, but might not be enough firepower to move up the TWA Pancake Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings brought to you by Tab. In the speed to which Addison is accustomed anyways. Too soon?

11) Inglorious Staffords- We here at PR HQ get it, Derrick Henry and Bijan for Men are anchoring this team.

 

That is a good pairing, but depth could be a be a big problem for the Inglorious ones, as the bench RBs are, well, let's just say, staying healthy ain't their strong suits.

 

Tier 2: Get the Rolaids Ready for Weeks 13 and 14

10) Missing Parsons- There are some nice upside players here, but outside of Bowers there are quite a few boom or bust players week to week. But if dem booms outweigh the busts?

 

9) The Legless Blind Bambis- Another newb, another low-ish ranking? Yea, that's the Kyle Pitts, ain't it? Look, this tier is a jumble right now, and this team might just have the most players outperform their projections.

8) Yes I Cannehill- Yeah, yeah, another new manager in the bottom half. Look it's not a thing, unless you make it a thing. Right now most of their RBs are in heavy committees and or on the short side of getting them touches. One or two of them start taking over their respective backfields and Kayla's squad will be getting their Jeffersons on!

7) K-"Pop" Douglas Hunters- By far the the most inexperienced team in the league (I actually have no idea if that's true, but let's go with it), with seven players that are either in their 1st or 2nd year in the league. Is this team too young? Their owner seems to have faith that he can whip these kids into contenders!

6) Nacua Matata- This team certainly has the building blocks in place to be a contender, especially if those QBs out perform their projected numbers, which is very much in the realm of possibility. This team doesn't have a lot of question marks and should be one of the more consistent teams in the league. We actually were able to get a quick peak into this team's war room during the draft...

5) Sam and the Mitchells- Last year's Sam and the Mitchells' release was met with much criticism, but they've been in the beat lab all off-season and ready to drop some bangers for y'all this year!

4) More Than a Thielen- This squad is deep, folks. Waiting on QB may have resulted in the only, smallish, question mark that kept them out of the top tier.

Tier 1: You're Probably Now Jinxed

3) Madden Curse- I mean a jinx on a curse? Or a reversed curse? Reverse psychology to outsmart a curse? Probably only one thing this owner can do to stay up here...

2) Team Johnson- Time to Gregulate. Now just cause this team is in the two hole, doesn't mean there are no question marks, but there aren't too many. When in doubt the PRs see that name, Josh Allen in the QB1 role and think he can carry this team like a member of Bills Mafia carrying a folding table to a tailgate.

1) Dark Mondays 3- Well, here's the thing. This team was at or near the top of the TWA Pancake Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings brought to you by Tab last season and, well, it didn't work out so good. But no injuries to their #1 pick so far. So they got that going for them, which is nice. 

And that concludes the  TWA Pancake Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings brought to you by Tab. Enjoy the season!