TWA PANCAKE LEAGUE WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS SPONSORED BY WEENIE TOTS

Okay, well, week one, had some good primetime games, but the rest of the slate was kind of, meh? Especially for fantasy purposes as a lot of the big guns looked to be firing blanks (curse you Ja'Marr Chase). But not to worry, folks, it is just week one, so tuck those Jump to Conclusions Mats back into your crawl spaces (not a metaphor), cause it's time for the TWA Pancake League Week Two Power Rankings, sponsored by Weenie Tots!

Tier 5: I Paid Money for This:

14) Fantasy Insanity (0-1)(PR:14)- It's hard to move up from the bottom after a week with the lowest point total in the league, that's for sure, but in theory, there's still only one way to go from here.

Tier 4: Down But Not Out...Hopefully:

13) Rene Magritty (0-1)(P:13)- We're not gonna bring up week one. That's in the past now, and it's time to turn the page to week two! 

Well something's gotta give, cause in week two he has...

12) GT Feens (0-1)(PR:12)- Another slow starter, but let's not think things are finit, for Feeney. Especially with underwhelming performances from Burrow, Jeanty, Brown and Golden. Things could just start looking up in week two for Feens! 

11) This...Is...JEO-PURDY (0-1)(:PR:7)- Unlike the teams above, things are not looking as good for this squad. I mean, doesn't seem great losing two of your first five draft picks, right? We're just in week two, though, so no time to panic.

Tier 3: Stuck in the Middle with You:

10) Sam and the Mitchells (0-1)(PR:5)- The biggest faller this week after a loss and an overall low-ish score. Nevertheless, a week two matchup with a reeling and ailing squad could get this team into the win column. 

9) Yes I Cannehill (0-1)(PR:8)- Tough week one loss amplified by the fact that starting either Keon Coleman or Keenan Allen would have flipped that into a win and it's just maybe best left forgotten. Good news is, that being just one move away from a win, means that first W is probably not far away.

8) The Legless Blind Bambis (1-0)(PR:9)- Solid week one win and it's up to lucky number seven! Look out for this team on the move!

7) Inglorious Staffords (1-0)(PR:11)- This team blew up in week one and is an unexpected big riser, here.

Tier 2: 

6) Missing Parsons (1-0)(PR:10)- Still a long way to go, but putting the number two score of the week in week one, is launching this squad up the TWA Pancake League Week Two Power Rankings, sponsored by Weenie Tots!

5) More Than a Thielen (1-0) (PR:4)- Not such a dominant week one, with their defense being their top scorer, but still a middling score and win, is something. So, it's just on to week two!

4) The Madden Curse (0-1)(PR:3)- Are curses real? Did the team owner not do the voodoo that he do so well? Again, again, week one, so let's not buy into the curse just yet.

Tier 1: Breathin' Easy

3) Nacua Matata (1-0)(PR:6)- Fine start to the season, and they'll look to keep things rollin' in week two.

2) Team Johnson (0-1)(PR:2)- Oof, this team gets the Boom! Tough Actin Tinactin Tough Loss of the Week Award. 

1) Dark Mondays 3 (1-0)(PR:1)- A narrow escape in week one and not quite what we were expecting from this team, but plenty of teams are off to slow starts, including the teams right behind 'em, so they hang onto the top spot. 

Alright kids, good luck in week two!