TWA PANCAKE LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS WEEK FOUR: A NEW HOPE

 A short, time ago, in a fantasy league not so far, far away....eh, I'm not gonna get that creative with this. Alright, week four, saw the last of the Pancake unbeatens fall and as injuries pop up, it gets harder and harder to project things going forward. Week four is a pivotal week, as 1-3 or 0-4 will make a team's odds of winning it all, not so great.



Well, nevertheless, Gerard, the odds of you getting your first win this week are pretty decent. And if they don't workout, one way another a team will get its first win of the season as the two remaining winless teams square off. But let's not get ahead of ourselves, let's unveil the ol' Week Four Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive!




14) Dark Mondays (0-3, PR: 9)- I mean what is there to say, this team has yet to top 100 points, with no real reliable quarterback at the moment. It's tough to rank this squad any higher. Just might be a long season...


13) Daniel Jones' Diary (1-2, PR: 14)- Yes, well, ya know, its baby steps, here. 


12) GTFeens (0-3, PR:10)- Winless after three weeks and yet to have been in the top half of the league in scoring in any week, but as mentioned above, there is hope! Facing the lowest scoring team in the league in week four could be just the thing to fire up this locker room and get things going in the right direction!

11) Sam and the Micthells (1-2, PR:13)- Slammin' Sammy got his boys into the win column in spectacular fashion, riding the Red Rifle to an impressive victory! Riding high, into week four, will that momentum stick?



10) I spent money on this? (2-1, PR:12)- Fairly consistent with the scores, but the individual components appear a bit streaky. A win this week could see this squad move into the top half of the Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive! 

9) Team Johnson (1-2, PR: 6)- Team Johnson is riding that pogo, stick with its ups and downs. Week two they had the top score in the league and last week they have one of the worst scores in the league. They have a pivotal week four matchup against Hurts Carr Rental and it could be a real nail biter...so enjoy that.

8) Team Coach B5353 (2-1, PR: 4)- Tough one here...knocked from the ranks of the unbeaten and quite a tumble in the Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive! Well, a big win this week could have them turning the tables like Questlove!



7) Beats by Rhamondre (2-1, PR: 11)- This manager has to be feeling really strong right now, that's for darned sure!


6) Hurts Carr Rental (2-1, PR: 3)- Not a bad week per se, but a loss and some better performances, give tmoney a little bit of a surprise fall in the Week Four Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive!



5) Inglorious Staffords (2-1, PR: 5)- A big week three has the Staffords pullin' a George Jefferson and movin' on up, but we'll see if that momentum will carry over into week four.

4) Weakened Warriors (2-1, PR:2)- Weakened a bit after a brutal week two, the long-term projections like this team to bounce back and remain a season long contender. So is Matty affected by the week three loss?



3) Team jeleefish (2-1, PR:5)- Eeeking by the Weakened Warriors got them a slight bump in the Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive! There's a whole formula and such, but trust me another low scoring week like that of week three, will have this team making a quick u-turn in these here, Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive!

2) Cobra Kyler (2-1, PR: 2)- A nice week three victory following a nice week two victory has this team rocketing up the Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive! 



1) Unecessary Ruffians (2-1, PR:1): The number one team in the Week Four Power Rankings Brought to you by Slurm Soda...Slurm, it's highly addictive! avoids the curse and takes home the win, in impressive fashion! 



That's all I got this week, cause I'm tired. Good luck to all!



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